Macca Runs Out (Comedy Pop-Rock)

[Verse 1] Copped a flat white, burn my tongue Saw a magpie strut, thought, "She's the one" Op shop jacket, two bucks flat Got a sausage roll and that's that Mate said, "Come on, it'll be elite" Then I stepped in gum in the middle of the street [Pre-Chorus] Nah nah, don't blink, too late Couple of bogans at the servo gate One wet dog, one busted ute And a bloke in thongs with a mullet suit [Chorus] Too easy, too easy I look cooked but I'm breezy That’s not a problem, that's a vibe Too easy, too easy She said, "Bro, you tease me" I said, "Yep, I live for the ride" Too easy (too easy) Too easy (too easy) [Verse 2] Barbie on, smoke in my hair Someone yelled, "Who left the snag there?" Beach towel, sunburn, big mistake I slipped on the esky, then laughed all day Dog stole chips from a tiny hand Now he’s got the whole state in the palm of his paw, mate [Pre-Chorus] Nah nah, don't stress, don't shout Bunnings down the road and the car still out One bloke's lost, one chick's keen And the whole pub knows what I mean [Chorus] Too easy, too easy I look cooked but I'm breezy That’s not a problem, that's a vibe Too easy, too easy She said, "Bro, you tease me" I said, "Yep, I live for the ride" Too easy (too easy) Too easy (too easy) [Bridge] [Half-time] I tried to act all smooth Like I had a plan Then I tripped on a thong And spilled my can Now they're calling me king Of the accidental pose I just shrug and grin That's how it goes [Final Chorus] Too easy, too easy I look cooked but I'm breezy That’s not a problem, that's a vibe Too easy, too easy She said, "Bro, you tease me" I said, "Yep, I live for the ride" Too easy (too easy) Too easy (too easy) Too easy, mate (too easy) Too easy, mate (too easy)