Pharmacy of Bad Decisions (Acoustic Male)

[Verse 1] I asked my doc for focus He gave me four new meds Now I can see my heartbeat Typing emails in my head Monday feels like Friday Friday feels like Mars I tried to call my mother Phoned a traffic light instead [Chorus] Welcome to the pharmacy of bad decisions Side effects include these weird ambitions I sold my couch I bought a blender I named it boss It’s my legal defender Ay Caramba My brain on sale Buy one thought Get nine that fail [Verse 2] One pill for my sleeping One pill keeps me awake One pill makes me French I think I only talk of cake Bonjour Je suis muy loco Spaghetti in my veins My therapist took notes and wrote “Delete this patient’s brain” [Chorus] Welcome to the pharmacy of bad decisions Side effects include dad-joke visions I kissed a tree I sued a toaster I tried to Uber to the living-room coaster Mamma mia Cabeza spin Push one button Restart sin [Bridge] Doctor said “Just take as needed” So I took a nap instead (good call) ’Cause every time I follow orders I wake up married to my bed Te amo Almohada Best relationship I ever had No prescription for this cuddle But the snoring’s kinda bad (so bad) [Chorus] Welcome to the pharmacy of bad decisions Lifetime membership Zero provisions I lost my phone It called me first Said “Bro Relax You’re not the worst” Ay Ay Ay My cure is clear Less tablet More taco And beer [Verse 1] I ate one gummy from my friend He said it’s “very chill” Now I’m discussing politics With a windowsill My chips are philosophic They whisper in my ear “Existence es patata” I say “Sí Bring me more beer” [Chorus] DJ Kartoffel in my brain (let’s go!) Spinning crisps on a candy cane Uno Dos Drei I lost my shoe But I still dance like “who are you?” Allez allez My mind goes brrr I think I just proposed to a kebab skewer (bonjour) [Verse 2] I drank that “organic smoothie” From “the guy behind the bar” Now time is like spaghetti And my taxi is a jar I text my boss “I’m in a meeting” But I’m hugging a lamp post tight We celebrate our wedding On a Tuesday Feels like night [Chorus] DJ Kartoffel in my brain (hey!) Remixing noodles and champagne Uno Dos Drei The floor is soup I’m leading motivational fruit Opa Opa Corazón My GPS just yelled “go home” [Bridge] My snack said “life is simple” Just salt Oil And surprise So I start a podcast instantly Called “Deep Thoughts From French Fries” Bienvenue à my TED Talk I speak only in “blah blah blah” Audience of plastic chairs Standing ovation “olé Hurra” [Chorus] DJ Kartoffel in my brain (one more!) National anthem of the insane Uno Dos Drei I love this wall It’s the only one who texts me back at all Arrivederci Bon appétit Next time I’ll just drink water… maybe… si